patrick

1. (Patrick) (7564↑, 1915↓)

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

"Damn, my girl got snatched..." "Kick his ass dude\!" "Nah man... it was Patrick bro" "Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you" "I didn't know Jesus went to this school" "Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

Author: wootSvenwoot http://patrick.urbanup.com/3004673

2. (patrick) (2469↑, 1035↓)

Apostle and patron saint of Ireland; an English missionary to Ireland in the 5th century, Word often associated with people who are extremely well educated, successful in life, and good looking.

G, if you could only be Patrick

Author: Jeff Forbes http://patrick.urbanup.com/1999830

3. (patrick) (1932↑, 1040↓)

A baller soccer player with smarts. An all around sexy beast. Faster than lightning, and smarter than Einstein.

Dude it's the legendary Patrick\!\!\!

Author: Patrick123 http://patrick.urbanup.com/2798716

4. (Patrick) (1307↑, 461↓)

A common name for a male child. The etymology of the name reveals that the name means [noble]. And in the case of Patricks everywhere, they are quite noble indeed. A Patrick's personality can only be described as charming, outgoing, infectious, hilarious, daring, exciting, brilliant, and very unique. Patricks, whether young or old, always tend to attract the attention of the public with their gorgeous looks. The only quality that a Patrick lacks is self-control--especially when it comes to the drink. Patricks are known for their love of drink, no matter what it is.. as long as it has [alcohol], which is why every Patrick's favorite holiday is St. Patrick's Day of course.

Person: Are you going to the St. Patrick's Day parade this year? Patrick: You kidding me? Of course I am; however, would ya be kind enough to drive me for I fear I'm going to lose my motor skills around nine in the mornin' if ya know what I mean.

Author: Louise Dimbicki http://patrick.urbanup.com/1305420

5. (Patrick) (1164↑, 477↓)

V. To be amazingly awesome.

Let's go patricking\!

Author: Hobox112092 http://patrick.urbanup.com/3330371

6. (patrick) (930↑, 310↓)

a really REALLY hott person\!

omg patrick is soooo hott\!

Author: anticrombie http://patrick.urbanup.com/2236656

7. (Patrick) (668↑, 232↓)

All around BAMF. really cool and well liked by his peers. His girlfriend loves him more then anything. Hauls ass at snowboarding and pretty much every other extreme sport. Trouble maker at school but very funny. Teachers hate Patrick, Patrick hates teachers. nice to everyone that is nice to him, but you don't want to make him mad, because Patrick has a VERY short fuse. He may just beat the shit out of anyone that says anything bad about him. He always stands up for his friends.

girl 1: "I heard ella is going out with him." girl 2: "Who is him?" girl 1: "Ya know, Patrick\!" girl 2: "Wow she is lucky." girl 1: "I don't think we have any chances, they are way to into each other." girl 2: "To bad Patrick is one of a kind."

Author: chexmixbmx is my AIM http://patrick.urbanup.com/3769444

8. (Patrick) (270↑, 88↓)

A guy that is amazing with girls. SUPER insanely hot. Is into photography. really nice, and cares for everyone. Has tons of friends. His girlfriend is beautiful. Makes-out REALLY good. Can be very sexual at times. Tall. Text's a lot. Likes to read. very interesting. very SILLY, and funny\!

"Doode thats a patrick for sure"

Author: santababehbish http://patrick.urbanup.com/3934523

9. (Patrick) (251↑, 85↓)

Hott Shemexy Atracttive Cute Smart Funny Amazing Awesome

girl2 - Did you see him\! girl1 - Yeah i think thats Patrick girl2 - sure as hell thats Patrick he's so hott

Author: Megan Novotney http://patrick.urbanup.com/3874948

10. (patrick) (200↑, 72↓)

a hot boy who gets alot of girls and is goog at sports

[patrick]

Author: madougie http://patrick.urbanup.com/3916150

11. (Patrick) (145↑, 19↓)

A man too busy doing incredible work to realize how beautiful he really is. He's a little shy and doesn't always believe that the woman he sees wants him bad, in the worst possible way. Is so desirable, lovable, sexy and smart that he can drive a previously incorruptible woman to self-satisfy 3-7 x a day just thinking of him, FOR TWO YEARS. Has a beautiful face complemented by a very nice ass and very kissable thighs.

Patrick is too good to be true: I jism a little just thinking about him.

Author: yummygurl http://patrick.urbanup.com/5500992

12. (Patrick) (179↑, 54↓)

An absolute beast\!\! Every girl wants him bad. Smart, cute, funny, and just a plain BAMF\! Very talented in music and sports.

(Patrick playing an instrument) Taylor: Who is that guy? He's amazing. Alexis: You don't know who he is? It's Patrick duh\! Taylor: Oh, I should have known... I fail...

Author: goose2450 http://patrick.urbanup.com/3997305

13. (Patrick) (230↑, 114↓)

A fat pink starfish

Patrick?\!?

Author: Roastmasters http://patrick.urbanup.com/4132152

14. (patrick) (163↑, 62↓)

probably the coolest mother you'll meet. he rocks\! WOWOWOWOWOWOW IT'S PATRICK BITCH.

Lyk 0h3mg33 you guys, it's patrick bitch\!

Author: luvs_ patrick http://patrick.urbanup.com/3993222

15. (Patrick) (108↑, 20↓)

Truly the most amazing guy in the world, he really is one of a kind. He is insanely sweet and sensitive, kind and loving not forgetting handsome. He makes you laugh without even trying and just hearing his amazing voice makes you smile and sometimes it even makes your heart miss a beat. To me he's not only the most incredible guy in the world he is the most incredible person in the world. He means everything to me and without him life wouldn't be the same. He may live a long way away but he is never far away from my heart. I love him so much and always will.

Patrick is the person who makes my day without fail, and makes life worth living.

Author: Gidget Nunn http://patrick.urbanup.com/6022923

16. (Patrick) (99↑, 21↓)

In English, a man's name meaning "a patrician, or a noble". Some folks name their kids Patrick because of their Irish background, or after Saint Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland. Patricks range from the super athletic (such as Patrick Eaves) to the theatrical elite (such as Patrick Swayze) to great political thinkers (such as Patrick Pearse). Patrick can be shortened to Pat and Paddy, and can be feminized as Patty, Pat, or Patricia. There are over three dozen different translations for the name. Patrick is an iconic name for the Irish people, especially the Irish men, though Russians, Dutchmen, and others who aren't necesarily Irish or Irish-related have been named Patrick, too. Interestingly, the accredited source of the name, Saint Patrick, wasn't Irish at all\! He was actually a Roman citizen of Britain.

There have been several PATRICKs throughout history. Saint Patrick was a great Scottish missionary, Patrick Pearse wrote plays and supported the Easter Rising, and Paddy Bradley's an Irish footballer. As for me, Patrick, I hope to become a great actor and singer. Maybe even a writer or director.

Author: GenghisKhan44 http://patrick.urbanup.com/4184418

17. (Patrick) (112↑, 44↓)

Someone who makes you smile even on your worst days. Who your proud to kiss and call your own. Who's screwed up a couple times, but you just can't say goodbye because thats just how much you care. Someone who is handsome and sweet, a hopeless romantic, a beast to a puppy, a luv to a love. Who's touch makes you melt... (alhough you mostly try to hide it). Someone who can seem...heartless at first. But with the right care you can make his heart shine silver. So love your Patricks, because there are so few

"That movie was so Patrick\!" "That was a very Patrick thing of you too do"

Author: Audlienough http://patrick.urbanup.com/4712201

18. (Patrick) (71↑, 7↓)

Sometimes lovely and beautiful, sometimes not so much. He can be a real dogcatcher, especially when he loses hope. But if you believe in him (even after he calls you an 'angry little elf'), he will be the man you think he can become. You want him to be happy, with or without you.

Girl 1: Who's the cute dude slumming in dogwoods? Girl 2: Oh, that's Patrick. He doesn't really know that he's cute though.

Author: yummygurl http://patrick.urbanup.com/5935327

19. (Patrick) (73↑, 29↓)

He's good at everything he does and he knows it. Has his sh*t together and expects the same of others. He's sexy, strong, smart and freakin' fearless. He loves to shoot and hunt and rarely misses his target. He's a little bit country and a lot James Bond. Don't mess with him because he'll straighten your ass out before you ever even see him coming. He loves his guns, his bike, his beer and his woman...and not necessarily in that order... You would want him for your bodyguard, in and out of bed. "That dude Patrick is good at everything...he's a freakin' American Superhero"

[Patrick][good] [strong] [fearless] [smart] [sexy] [shoot] [hunt] [target] [country] [James Bond] [guns] [bike] [beer] [woman] [bodyguard]

Author: GirlSupply http://patrick.urbanup.com/4640643

20. (patrick) (53↑, 14↓)

a guy that is straighter than hugh hefner that is sometimes silly but not too silly easy to get along with but a jerk when he is mad

wow that kid was a total Patrick\!\!\!

Author: why do u say that http://patrick.urbanup.com/5187637

21. (Patrick) (68↑, 35↓)

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. He is the mmost romantic and respective to all girls.He kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

"Shit my girl friend left me for some dude..." "For who" "A guy named Patrick" Dude don't mess with him they call him GOD

Author: bavonboy3 http://patrick.urbanup.com/4643805

22. (patrick) (50↑, 17↓)

The term used when someone is a real bamf or player, someone who is known for getting all the girls and providing them with extreme pleasure. this person will stand out because he is also too legit to quit.

Dude when i was done screwing my chick she said "woa chill out there you where a real PATRICK last night"

Author: cockasuarusrex http://patrick.urbanup.com/4777177

23. (Patrick) (52↑, 22↓)

He is so much better than any guy ive met or any other girl he's met. He makes the girl feel so much better about herself. He's all around funny, and never puts a girl down. But dont piss him off he will literally kill you.

Girl 1-Yeah he was like feeling all up on me. Girl 2-He was ?\! Dont tell Patrick. Patrick-Oh fuck im going to kick his ass \!\!

Author: Katie Webb http://patrick.urbanup.com/4895887

24. (Patrick) (170↑, 140↓)

An amazingly sexy beast who is skilled in World of Warcraft.

Victor: That guy kicked my ass Matt: Yeah he was a real Patrick

Author: Matt "Patrick" http://patrick.urbanup.com/3746843

25. (Patrick) (60↑, 31↓)

A very attractive man who likes to be physically fit. He tends to hide behind his emotions by making excuses. Every girl wants him, but he is hard to get. If you do he is even harder to keep. He get's along best with girls named Brittany. Although, he does not admit liking them, Brittany will always be there for him. He should give her a shot.

Oh, stop acting like Patrick.

Author: soccerchick23 http://patrick.urbanup.com/4622827

26. (Patrick) (28↑, 15↓)

An awesome person. Semi-modest. Best dancer in his hometown. Average at sports and is good at an music. Very smart and funny too. Very handsome and loves [God] and girls, but God more .

Man: "dude who was that?" Girl: "that was Patrick, isn't he just awesome?" [Vinny]: "ya I'm almost as cool as him but i still wish i was him"

Author: zz060210 http://patrick.urbanup.com/5268820

27. (Patrick) (22↑, 14↓)

The Massive Bastard

'Patrick is The [Massive] [Bastard]' 'Patrick's [Massive] [Bastards]: For the [portlier] gentleman'

Author: Ribenaface http://patrick.urbanup.com/5820109

28. (Patrick) (20↑, 14↓)

Someone you can count on always making you smile. One that will love you unconditionally no matter the situation. He will pick you up when you are feeling down. Easy to talk to. Sweetest person that you will grow more in love with more and more everyday. Amazing in every single way and form. Someone that you can count on making you laugh and smile any minute of the given day. Super good looking\! Is a Sexy beast\! Is very romantic, but also can come out freaky, in a good way. Completely and absolutely amazing.Period.

girl comes home from a tough day from work and school... logs into her account to see that Patrick had written a long letter saying how much he loves her...and then she falls asleep with the biggest smile on her face.

Author: Stary eyed http://patrick.urbanup.com/6061569

29. (Patrick) (15↑, 11↓)

A Patrick is most likely to be the most attractive guy in the room. He doesn't care what people think and although he's a total sweetheart, he would do anything to protect you. He always knows when something's wrong. He is optimistic and keeps you on your toes. He's romantic and good at remembering details. He's that guy who will randomly start dancing with you or rip his shirt in public. It's just how he do.

That Patrick kid is my best friend. I love him

Author: muahahaha98734 http://patrick.urbanup.com/5848992

30. (Patrick) (31↑, 29↓)

a drunken clown.

hey look it's patrick quinn , he's a drunk clown.

Author: fkjlfdgijkrkortyg http://patrick.urbanup.com/5368280

31. (Patrick) (11↑, 10↓)

Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.

"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick\!" "Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear\! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now\!"

Author: trevisna corbmeyer http://patrick.urbanup.com/6217801

32. (patrick) (1↑, 1↓)

Patrick is very talented when it comes to playing musical instruments. His best instrument is the drums. He is shy but can perform in front of many people. He is not so good in his academics. He lacks self motivation and needs to be pushed most of the time. He tends to keep his problem to himself. He is quiet with people he does not know but outgoing with his friends. He is also good in drawing and video computer design.

(Patrick) 1. Musically talented 2. Lazy 3. Computer geek 4. Quiet 5. Artist

Author: weird mom http://patrick.urbanup.com/6332044

33. (Patrick) (16↑, 18↓)

The sweetest guy in the world. All the girls want him because he's just that awesome. He doesn't have to fight them off because his girlfriend does it for him. Is often associated with Patrick Star from Spongebob.

Sally: OMG\! your boyfriend is such a patrick\!

Author: GoodyTwoShoes5 http://patrick.urbanup.com/5818925

34. (Patrick) (13↑, 16↓)

the man all the ladies love\! super nice, considerate, a gentleman (sometimes) Very cute

oooooooh she is so lucky to be with patrick\!

Author: vcp123 http://patrick.urbanup.com/5799967

35. (Patrick) (0↑, 4↓)

A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot

Was that Patrick? Yes, he was going to jack in the box with Courtney.

Author: GCP2davis http://patrick.urbanup.com/6154434

36. (Patrick) (77↑, 82↓)

1. a synonym for average, ordinary, and especially plain.

That opera was so patrick. I almost fell asleep.

Author: oneofthebest http://patrick.urbanup.com/4858417

37. (Patrick) (6↑, 12↓)

Slang word to desrcibe a fat chick.

If you like a bit of weight: AAAAAAH look at that patrick, that is one fine truck of meat. If you don't like a lot of meat: EWWWW look at that patrick, it looks like two patricks hugging.

Author: i don't like patricks http://patrick.urbanup.com/5766605

38. (Patrick) (3↑, 10↓)

1. A cute, loveable, sweet, man hunk that if you ever let go of, you'll regret. 2. One of the sweetest gay gingers you'll ever meet 3. The type of gay guy that everyone is shocked when he comes out of the closet, despite showing hundreds of signs, which causes more girls to ask him out than usual. 4. Type of guy that every girl and guy loves to flirt with. Half the time, he's oblivious. It makes it so much fun, because he's so much more cute that way\! 5. Irish and likely Scottish name, commonly given to males. A Saint has this name.

1. Jack: I think Patrick just broke up with me.... Lorraine: Really? Boy, you lost a damn nice piece of ass\! 2. 3. Audrey: I wish Patrick was straight, I mean, he's so sweet\! Patricia: He's gay? My god, how'd that happen? Rory: Patricia, it's like he tells everyone, "He's always been gay" Audrey: Time to add that to the list of girls that think Patrick's straight 2. 3. 4. Jasmine: I just flirted with Patrick\! Adam: Really, how did it go? Jasmine: He thought I was just being friendly. Adam: How so? Jasmine: When I tried to kiss him, he told me he just wants to be friends. Adam: Why? You're a great girl\! Jasmine: He told me he's gay... Adam: Really? I better go get some of that\!

Author: entertwinedTangents http://patrick.urbanup.com/5899586

39. (Patrick) (10↑, 18↓)

best guy ever. He's an ass at sometimes, but he's a keeper. He's sexy as fuck with the best body i have ever seen. really good soccer player, and likes to party. he's super smart, and I love him to death. He's the fucking best. In every way, if you know what I'm saying.

Girl 1: who the fuck is that? Girl 2: That's patrick, he's pretty great. Girl 1: yeah? You fuck that yet? Girl 2: hell yeah, an I'm damn sure glad i did ;)

Author: loveeeyouuuu http://patrick.urbanup.com/5914059

40. (Patrick) (17↑, 25↓)

Someone who can only find girls on the internet. Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.

Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on\! Dakota: Stop being a patrick\!

Author: Fa que-que http://patrick.urbanup.com/5370397

41. (Patrick) (4↑, 13↓)

What happens while playing Tetris at a fast pace and making a move that wasn't meant to happen, such as putting a peice in the wrong place, and it throws off your entire game.

Last night I was playing [Tetris] and I pulled a Patrick\! I lost that game because I pulled to many Patricks\!

Author: pm0419606 http://patrick.urbanup.com/5707599

42. (Patrick) (37↑, 46↓)

Cocky as hell. Really nice tho... Sometimes annoying. And really funny (sometimes.)

Girl 1: Wow, that Patrick is SO Cocky. Girl 2: Yeah, but hes really funny\! Girl 1: I know\! We should SO go out. Girl 2: I wanna go out with him too\! Girl 1: Bitch, Back off\! Patrick: Ladies, ladies... I already have a girl, her name is Jasmine.

Author: no-one-you-know. http://patrick.urbanup.com/4534415

43. (Patrick) (6↑, 16↓)

Patrick is one who is famous by the ladies and tends to date more than one girl at once without them knowing. He treats his girls well he just likes variety and knows he's capable. Don't let yourself think that your the only one it's sad and heartbreaking but thats just how they are. If you do manage to get one all to yourself you are extremly lucky and must be a girl who has their life together and is healthy and well taken care of, because a Patrick won't take a hoe as a serious girlfriend. He's [charming], [desirable] and [attractive]. He keeps it [real] and always keeps his life together and expects the same from everyone else. Patricks are also known [fighters] and don't put off with what they call "unessecary conflicts."

"For a man whos got his life on track he sure sees alot of girls" "What do you expect he's a Patrick."

Author: casey01 http://patrick.urbanup.com/6049817

44. (Patrick) (26↑, 37↓)

An asian who is awesome at being smart, nice, athletic, awesome, peachy, funny, and cool. Has very nice skin color, that many people are very jealous of.

I wish i was a patrick

Author: whatisthisthingagain http://patrick.urbanup.com/4738115

45. (Patrick) (3↑, 15↓)

A total douchebag who dates every hot girl in sight and tries to cheat on them with their friends. He goes around thinking he's all that with his piercings that make him look totally gay.

Person 1: "That dude over there thinks he's so cool but he looks like a loser." Person 2: "He looks like a Patrick."

Author: imasexybeast7 http://patrick.urbanup.com/5916863

46. (Patrick) (7↑, 19↓)

Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.

Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean\!\!\!\!

Author: O gee hung kenobe http://patrick.urbanup.com/5518045

47. (Patrick) (15↑, 32↓)

flaming gomer who has no life outside of the walls of his mothers house despite the fact that he is 22 years old. Has no future career other then night manager at wal mart. his patheticism reaches levels to were he tends to spend more time,money, and sexual release on his shitty car and COD. BE WARNED: to all those looking to develop a relationship with a Patrick you must have skillz of equal or greater quality then his mother possesses in the areas of cooking chicken fingers and fries(his only meal) and be able to take chicken off of bones.

hey girl you should of met my last boyfriend he was a real patrick.

Author: I lovee Hats http://patrick.urbanup.com/5469783

48. (Patrick) (7↑, 27↓)

Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.

Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.

Author: theguywiththebiggestdick http://patrick.urbanup.com/5375481

49. (Patrick) (14↑, 37↓)

Super jerk-face

Patrick: Oh, I just gave you herpes =D You: I will poop on you\!

Author: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZYXWV http://patrick.urbanup.com/5060651

50. (patrick) (17↑, 42↓)

The biggest dickhead in the world, although he only has 2 inches of pleasure. He is a dipshit. Unlike most guys that have abs and pecks, Patrick has flab and boobs. He will play you like a nintendo. He is a man whore that is addicted to women. A girl can be his ass. Everything looks decent but his face.

person\#1: dude did you see that [ugly] motha fucka? person\#2: yeah man thats [patrick]

Author: bitches from hell http://patrick.urbanup.com/5163180

51. (patrick) (23↑, 56↓)

ugly, anoying, and two faced. some people think that he has a little bit of a gay backround with close friends. watch out for a guy named patrick

my friend patrick just broke up with his girl friend and came out with his gayness.

Author: stella8937759374r504 http://patrick.urbanup.com/4918234

52. (Patrick) (18↑, 54↓)

Normally a huge doucher. Usually can be seen executing the "front tuck" while walking around trying to look like a hardass. Also, most Patricks feel as if they can "claim" any woman they want.

ME: "I think im gonna ask Michelle to the movies" PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"

Author: doggystyle dan http://patrick.urbanup.com/4844436

53. (Patrick) (14↑, 53↓)

A complete loser and moron and dumber than any one else

Guy\#1:Look at Patrick man, he's jiggling\! Guy\#2:I know\!\!\!\! Patrick's such a little chode nugget.

Author: 123679135120382631278902136827 http://patrick.urbanup.com/4912704

54. (Patrick) (9↑, 50↓)

A massive homo with a huge nose, will pretend to be generous but only does it if it benefits him in some way. Quick to point out your flaws but will be a douche if you point out his. Acts and looks gay, won't care about your problems but will expect you to help with his

Guy 1: Patrick is such a dick sometimes Guy 2: Just ignore him, he'll die young when doctors won't care for him anymore

Author: theangrylion http://patrick.urbanup.com/4983587

55. (patrick) (9↑, 53↓)

thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with. bitch fight back/ think your so tough. your so proud of yourself GETALIFE\!

Patrick is obsessed with his body

Author: BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDD http://patrick.urbanup.com/4885512

56. (patrick) (52↑, 96↓)

an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.

omg ur father is such a patrick

Author: jeekomaje http://patrick.urbanup.com/3887221

57. (Patrick) (29↑, 78↓)

Sometimes can be cool, but other times can be a real dick head. Acts perverted often. Brags about everything he wins, and doesn't admit if he loses. A cool guy mostly. He has many friends, likes sports, and makes untruthful accusations and assumptions on what he has no idea about.

"Omg that guy is acting so patrick\!" "Dude stop being patrick." "Don't be like patrick, it's not cool."

Author: I_am_the_truth_bringer http://patrick.urbanup.com/4497660

58. (Patrick) (113↑, 174↓)

codeword for weed

Mom: What are you doing tonight? Brittany: Oh im going to go hang out with Patrick

Author: B-Smi and Tamela http://patrick.urbanup.com/3275251

59. (Patrick) (46↑, 109↓)

that round dude from spongebob

You see patrick last night? he totally ate a sneaker

Author: BottomfeederFISH http://patrick.urbanup.com/3921954

60. (Patrick) (20↑, 91↓)

A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.

What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick" "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME\!\!\!"Says Joe

Author: Joe Finkelberry http://patrick.urbanup.com/4490038

61. (Patrick) (39↑, 111↓)

A nice way of calling someone stupid. See Spongebob Squarepants

That guy is such a patrick\!

Author: LaDeena http://patrick.urbanup.com/4083960

62. (Patrick) (147↑, 233↓)

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.

Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick

Author: john schlongggggggggg http://patrick.urbanup.com/3065173

63. (patrick) (83↑, 178↓)

my girlfriend's nickname for my penis

"Wow\! Patrick is looking at me\!"

Author: gazmus http://patrick.urbanup.com/2328476

64. (Patrick) (163↑, 263↓)

One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.

yo he was so patrick last night, he chugged a twenty sixer.DOWNY\!

Author: Your moms best friend http://patrick.urbanup.com/3628779

65. (patrick) (272↑, 383↓)

Failing to put enough marijuana in a bowl or joint because you want to save your stash.

Dude, the bowl's already cashed. Your habit of patricking really harshes my buzz -- you cheap-ass motherfucker.

Author: jfried http://patrick.urbanup.com/2617473

66. (Patrick) (56↑, 202↓)

A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron

"Wow. That guy was such a patrick." "Oh, i'm so sorry."

Author: Scotchy23412341234 http://patrick.urbanup.com/3895340

67. (Patrick) (55↑, 201↓)

A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.

"omg i love your shoes" patrick

Author: cullen596 http://patrick.urbanup.com/3748732

68. (PATRICK) (73↑, 220↓)

PATRICK - A FORMER STAR OF PORNO MOVIES. SOMEONE WHO HAS SHAVED OFF HIS 70'S HANDLE BAR MO AND NOW WORKS SECRETLY IN LABORATORIES POSING AS SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THINGS ABOUT ANIMAL DISEASES. EX PORNO INDUSTRY JUNKIE THAT HAS TURNED TO TROUT FISHING AS A SUBSTITUTE.

HI PATRICK YOU BEEN IN ANY PORNO MOVIES OF LATE. NAH, TOO BUSY TROUT FISHING

Author: GUESS1999 http://patrick.urbanup.com/3188660

69. (patrick) (61↑, 208↓)

Another word for a penis generally used around small children...

Im def gunna stick my patrick in that virginia\!\!

Author: mxzrider http://patrick.urbanup.com/1262786

70. (Patrick) (123↑, 298↓)

An alternative to saying "fat chick" or "fat chicks".

1. Oh shit, watch out for that patrick. 2. There goes a patrick. 3. WTF, damn patrick. 4. PATRICKS\! 5. Fuckin' patricks taking up all the space.

Author: Barkada http://patrick.urbanup.com/3019970

71. (patrick) (85↑, 260↓)

half dog half human, looks and acts like a dog, drolls all over the place......so fuckin weird

patrick- "god dammit, what the hell, git me out of this cage" \>god damn patrick u a ulgy ass mufucker i feel sorry for you

Author: DaPrInCEsS6t9 http://patrick.urbanup.com/1315761

72. (Patrick) (84↑, 274↓)

a total douche who is so whipped by his lame ass girlfriend that he deserts his friends and strips for her over the internet - doesn't know how to spell - premature ejaculater - can't draw - all around dumbass - moocher

Johnny spell California Kaliphona you're such a freakin' Patrick

Author: Debbie Murry http://patrick.urbanup.com/3647369

73. (Patrick) (91↑, 282↓)

A mexican football player that smokes weed and got kicked out of school. Super hot and all girls want him. Hes a bro. He has a funny voise and is always comming in my damn homeroom

wow that kids hot i bet his name is patrick

Author: Lynzieisabtw http://patrick.urbanup.com/2901141

74. (Patrick) (117↑, 329↓)

An ugly mo fo that thinks he knows everything. More than likely, still a VIRGIN\!

Someone that needs to get a life\! Patrick is a dumb ass\!

Author: right people usa http://patrick.urbanup.com/3314732

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Last updated: 2012.03.01